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[Sep. 1st, 2006|02:35 am] |
l8tly i have been not making much moneys at all.
atm i am just getting started on a small quest to do 100k hands at 3-6nl in an effort to not suck as much. so far its not working and i cant really tell if im just relaly unlucky or if im just poor at playing???? 12.5k/100k since the 25th of AUG up till now |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2006|07:39 am] |
+10 buyins
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[Aug. 21st, 2006|03:59 am] |
-12 buyins
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[Aug. 19th, 2006|02:56 pm] |
finished this session early
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| my heart is like the fuckin ocean |
[Aug. 18th, 2006|07:09 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | apt | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  energetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | audioslave - the original fire | ] |
because it has super big waves and shit and like is home to kraken (mythological beast). It also kills surfers b/c they dress like retards and pee in their wetsuits (gross).
I slept all day on aug 17th. By that I mean I fell asleep at 9 am. Woke up at 6 pm. Played video games half asleep for a couple hours. Fell asleep again. AND FINALLY I woke up at midnight. Wow. Thats a helluva rest.
Today when I got up, I felt ready and I felt good. I decided I wasnt gonna fuck around, so I bought 20 chicken mcnuggets, 2 mcchickens, and 2 large flavoured cappucinos then sat down at the tables. I schooled some donkeys while there as well. Remember how I play like a rollercoasta? Well lately ive been going down, and today I swung back up:
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| hey homez |
[Aug. 15th, 2006|11:44 pm] |
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| |  horny | ] |
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| | pearl jam | ] |
Get dis:
Today I was running some good routines on 2p2 and those suckahs banned my main account for not being civil. Then my account got reinstated by the president. Then i got rebanned b/c the cia would have none of it. So now my main account is banned fo shitnezls. ATM im like up 3k in 25k haands this month how queer is that? totally.
incase you missed it the reason the "Dan Bright" got banned was because in kurosh's blackjack bbv thread "dan bright" posted: "LoL Kurosh you moran blackjack is -ev. Whats it feel like to suck dikshit's cock for 12k?"
thats comedy gold and I'm brilliance personified |
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| more shti |
[Aug. 14th, 2006|01:04 am] |
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| | apt | ] |
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| |  exanimate | ] |
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| | dream theater | ] |
Hey what up here are my st8ments for the day:
1) the last 2 days ive been a slight loser in the games, down a couple thous over like 5k hands or some stupid shit.
2) I think im probably not a winner above 3-6nl
3) snakes on a plane comes out soon and I will see it
4) I bought 2 thumb rings that look freakin fabulous
heres my poker shazbaz for the first half of aug as of right now:
hertes my no limit hold them career as of forever (note that this graph is slightly inflated b/c sometimes after I lose a bunch of hands at a bunch of tables at once, I tilt-close them all quickly before pt can import the losing hands)
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| friday is piedasy |
[Aug. 11th, 2006|07:35 pm] |
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| | Rush - Cold Fire | ] |
hey what up doodz. On thurs I played 500 hands of 10-20 and lost 3 buyins and won no showdowns. That sucked but whatev. IO also played like 3k hands of 5-10 and lost about 2k BLEH. so -8k weeeha.
Anyways atm its friday, so heres a super hot photo shoot:
Heres normal-dan :
Heres hot male model dan :
heres my puppy cosmo:
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| I have a new friend |
[Aug. 10th, 2006|03:12 am] |
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| | apt | ] |
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| | satisfied | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Nightwatman - Until The End | ] |
OK I just met this super-cool guy on MIRC his name his BARRIN and he is a poker guy. ATM he's just a smallstakes grinder, but I dont hate him for it... instead i love him for his honesty. On mirc he said he had c cup breasts, which I interpretted as some lame attempt to hit on me. I responded by letting him know that im NOT going to sleep with him, and he might asd well just knock it off LOL. What a scrub!
Oh ya, I played some more 5-10nl today. Games were juicy like a juice-pop until about 3 am even.
starting balance = 19k
ending balance = 26k
Heres a month update:
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| revitalized |
[Aug. 9th, 2006|05:20 am] |
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| | content | ] |
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| | van morrison - baby please dont go | ] |
So today I decided I was going to play 5-10nl. I started it off right, anad within 3k hands i was +10k. My party account went from 14k to 24k LIKE BAMO DANNOMITE. Unfortunately for me, within the next 500 hands I lost like, a bunch of bullshit hands. I got 2 outered once, got 2 outered out of money another time (ie me hitting top set on the turn and folding some guys underpair out that would have stacked off anytway), and I got ai on a k22 flop with this lagtard when I had AQ hi... he has 78o and I knew he was cr'ai'ing that flop and making a move on me so I INSTACALLED after I potted the 450 flop. That hand was awesome, except for t he fgact that he turned a 7 to beat me :(
So in the end:
starting account balance = 14k
ending balance = 19k
alas |
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[Aug. 8th, 2006|05:18 am] |
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| | apt | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | van morrison - gloria | ] |
its 5:0 am, im still down the same money, but I feel better.
Im rocking out to van morrison atm. Thats why I feel good. |
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| fuck me |
[Aug. 8th, 2006|03:47 am] |
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I was in calgary all weekedn visiting family. It was okay since i hadnt seen many of them for yyears.
Today I fired up tables at like 10pm. Within my first 500 hands i was running at -68ptb/100. I eventually ran my account back up to 17.5k. However I then lost all my hands again. EVER FLUSH HITS. EVERY DOMINATED HAND WINS. EVER RETARD THAT OVERBET PUSHES A DRAW INTO MY SET ON THE TURN HITS. THIS IS FUCKING GAY AS HELL
STARTING BALANCE 19k ENDING BALANCE JHUST UNDER 14K FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL OF YOU IM NOT POSTING ANY MORE GOOD STUFF IN MSNL BECAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT |
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| BOOM GOES THE DANNOMITE |
[Aug. 4th, 2006|01:02 am] |
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| | apt | ] |
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| | recumbent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | nwa | ] |
starting party balance = 14k
ending party balance = 19k
Today I was like a sexy sex machine. Except instead of having sexy sex, I played a bunch of super juicy 3-6nl tables. It was hot like paris hiltonion's new single, whatever its called. BTW paris hilton's single is shit. Its worse than shit. Its the shit that shit shits out. That shit is steamin hot and reeks like hell.
how to run hot as hell from aug 3rd to aug 4th is as follows:
Right now I'm really getting my groove back. I'm totally dominating my tables. I sense the fear in their souls. I look into the eyes as the lord, and I banish them to bustoville, where they remain until a wandering spirit uplifts them.... and allows them to take another chance at beating me. Unfortunately for them, I cast them down from the sky with my flaming god-sword, and spit urine on them to rot their graves. |
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| KEWL DAY |
[Aug. 3rd, 2006|03:54 am] |
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| | apt | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | quixotic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | metallica | ] |
I thought today was thursday. It was actually wednesday. When I was informed that it was wednesday and not thursday, I felt as if I had gained a 2nd chance - a 2nd opportunity to be super amazing on the wednesday I never had.
Starting party balance: 10k
Ending party balance: 14k.
I ran pretty good today, I only got stacked twice. Each time I ran my AK headfirst ai for one buyin preflop vs JJ. In both cases, the villains were very aggressive preflop so I feel comfortable with my play. I'm getting better at totally dominating the tables I'm at with my aggressive play. I'm also getting better at sensing my opponent hands and knowing exactly when I can profitably 2 barrel and 3 barrel. I imagine I will stay at 3-6nl for quite some time considering how great the games are and how e-z the cash is. Even on days where I run bad or play bad, it never turns out that bad. I make the money back so quickly.
Here's a picture of johnny depp 4 ur enjoyment!
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| MIXED FEELINGS |
[Aug. 2nd, 2006|01:28 am] |
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| | apt | ] |
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| | apathetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | gnr | ] |
starting party balance: 12.5k
Ending balance: 10k
Well I woke up today at 3pm. That was sorta nice. This afternoon I sat around in my apt, looking cool and shit. Around 6 I went and got 2 quiznos subs (my food 4 the day), and 2 5 dollar coffee type things (starbucks). At 7pm I started poker. At one point my party balance was 15k but that didnt last. 8 Buyin swings weeeeeeeee.
Heres my pt sshot for august so far:
Heres a graph for your viewing pleasure, july 1st to the present hour.
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[Aug. 1st, 2006|01:30 am] |
forgot to mention:
Final casino net..... -2500 (CANADIAN)
Party account balance: 12500 |
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| GOOD NEW AND BAD NEWS |
[Aug. 1st, 2006|01:13 am] |
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| | shocked | ] |
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| | silence | ] |
OK HERE ARE SOME BELATED ENTRIES:
On saturday I wasnt feel super cool about nl so I went to the bank, withdrew 5k in cash, and went to the local casino. Normally the biggest game they have at the casino is 15-30, but since they had this big donkament (1k entry) going on, a bunch of tourists were in town. Because of that, I got to jump into a 20-40 lhe game. I also started a list for 30-60 and 50-100. Mind you, I havent played limit hold them very much for about 200k hands really (ie i have 200k hands of nl between when i quit playing limit professionally), but live players are so bad, I figured id clean up like i used to.
Unfortuantely for me, I used to run a bit better as well. After dropping about 1k in 20-40 by losing all my hands, we got the 30-60 game going. Well, different game, same sort of loose limping, cold calling, mindlessly playing tourist types, and same rotten luck. I had almost forgotten how much fuckin variance is in lhe. Its a fuckin bingo and even though the pots were all like 20bb (b/c its live and ppl call 3 cold in the SB with Q8o), I could not have anything hold up!!!!!! I even checkraised them out of their gawdamn seats. I would check-3bet constantly! THey didnt know when it was comin, but when it did, FUCKIN BAM!
So I ended up staying there for 7 hours and I made my way home at 7:30pm.
SUNDAY.
Sunday was a good day. I played a lot of 3-6nl on sunday. Infact, I played more than a lot. A lot implied something like maybe 2k hands. But no, I played a lot more than that. 2k hands more to be precise. Here is what we are looking at folks:
MONDAY:
Monday reminds me of sunday. Except for one thing. I ran hot for a while, stacking donks left and right. At one point I was up 4k. At the present moment, that increase has been reduced to .6k, also known as 600 lousy dollars, also knowwn as 6 nights with vegas' finest, mslif or whatever her name is (it really doesnt matter what her name is).
Here is the coles notes version:
KK < AK (1/2 effective stacks in pf), AK< AQ (villain 3bet me pf oop too , just to top it off!), QK < KT (villain's play features expert moves likke preflop limp-call, flop minraise, turn shove) |
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| arg |
[Jul. 27th, 2006|11:59 pm] |
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update: when locisng some tables i had a couple going in the background while playing. As a result qq<55 ai pf and QJs < q5s, among other things. Current balance: 5k. GAYGAYGAY
THATS MINUS FUCKING 6 BUYINS IN 500 HANDS OMG PLEAPLEDRLSEPASELPL AEPL DIEDIEIDIEIDIDEGERGIEIDI IEGD GIEIEEIDIIEID ARGARG |
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